➷ m e s s a g e s.

[mezzanotte]

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TFLN BITCHESSS

[herrin]

You saved my life.

Let's have dinner.

[consulting]

Doctors save lives. Find your dinner partner at a hospital.

SH

[herrin]

I never liked hospitals. Too clean.

Let's have dinner. Don't make me call your boyfriend and sic him on you.

PADD to PADD

[legendaryhands]

Don't suppose you've ever had a mint julep made the right way, have you? Saurian brandy isn't the best thing to you, but it's a hell of a lot better than what the replicator can do.

You should drop by when your shift ends.

[divest]

I can't say I have, Doctor. Not to sound like Spock in terms of enforcing regulation, but wouldn't it be unwise for the chief of medical and a science officer to be inebriated on a mission?

wow i literally have 0 icons of him smiling welp

[legendaryhands]

If you don't want to sound like Spock, try not to sound like Spock. Off-shift, and there's nothing in the rules that say we can't have a drink. Wouldn't of taken the job if that were the case.

Unless you've truly got no tolerance, darling, I don't think it's gonna be a problem.

aw who am i kidding you know who this is for

[tigers]

Holmes,

While I understand entirely why you find yourself utterly infatuated with me, I must insist that you refrain from shouting out your obsession to the rest of the world.

You wouldn't want to put the other proper sodomites off your trail, would you, old chap?

no. no ideaaa.

[deductions]

Unshaven Savage,

In a purely hypothetical and utterly preposterous scenario wherein I had returned your long-standing affections towards me - I would be utterly offended that you would wish to hide our relationship.

The only sodomite I have on my trail is you, after all.

Sincerely,
Sherlock Holmes

[tigers]

Sodomite,

It seems as though your addle-witted mind has become even slower in recent days. I beg you to find a way to shrink your enormous ego, as it seems to be affecting you terribly.

Here's to hoping you find another proper sodomite to pair off with.

-S.M.

for ... whoever.

[redhourglass]

Please tell me that isn't Stark dancing naked underneath the disco ball.

[patriotical]

Stark's trying to celebrate in his own exotic way, Agent Romanoff. I think JARVIS is smart enough to catch it on camera.

[redhourglass]

Remind me to acquire that tape later. You aren't feeling the same urge as he is?

hi sherlock

[heister]

Sherlock Holmes is a better name than John Watson. Has a nicer ring to it.

[consulting]

Sherlock Holmes is easier to find. Should I be expecting one of your friends by the door to escort me away?

SH

1/2

[heister]

Oh, no need for that. I'm only here to tell you that you were plenty of helping in the last job. Considering this a thank you.

2/2

[heister]

Oh.. but maybe you should investing in a new couch. Le Corbusier, isn't it? Late-1950s, I wager. Very cushiony for a vintage. Rusty likes it.

( they're keeping it :'D )

[winebottle]

I'm sorry...

[allege]

[ he's not sure if peter trusts him enough not to be reckless, and there's some certain part of neal that's certain he doesn't trust himself. he's not supposed to initiate contact with kate, right? but there's a loop hole, a line he can cross because she initiated. neal's heart weighs heavy as he stares at the words that flash on the screen.

there's no depth, no games, no naughts and crosses on a map or a wine bottle. no codes or ciphers.

just unabashed truth.

he's frozen in ways he rarely is. tongue tied and terrified. like if he doesn't reply quick enough she'll fade. again. like she's something incorporeal and intangible. ]

Don't apologize for lives we couldn't have lived.

[ i dragged you into this kate. i'm sorry. i'm so sorry. ]

[winebottle]

That's a lie.

hi julya

[quitegood]

There's a drunk hobo in our bathtub. Explain.

hi~~~

[observe]

A spartan observation with an elegant solution, Watson. Close the shower curtain should you need to urinate.

sparkles at

[quitegood]

That doesn't look like an explanation to me.

[quitegood]

He smells.

[coquette]

That was lovely of you to get a ring for the soon to be missus.

[ :( ]

[deductions]

I haven't the faintest idea what you're referring to, Miss Adler.

[ whistles because lalala holmes doesn't do good things. ]