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[mezzanotte]

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[tigers]

Sodomite Who Wishes He Could Caress My Side Whiskers But Never Will,

I somewhat doubt that, old chap. The last I saw of you, I smelled you before I even saw you.

-S.M.

[deductions]

Sodomite who longs for me to touch his face-mane and genitalia,

You saw me? My, my. Have you turned to stalking now?
In the yard's eyes that is a punishable crime.

SH