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[mezzanotte]

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Comments

[tigers]

Sodomite,

It seems as though your addle-witted mind has become even slower in recent days. I beg you to find a way to shrink your enormous ego, as it seems to be affecting you terribly.

Here's to hoping you find another proper sodomite to pair off with.

-S.M.

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Bearded Simpleton,

My ego is only enlarged by your long-standing admiration towards my physique. I beg you to quell your flattery.

Impossible, you are the only sodomite I am acquainted with.

Regards,
Sherlock Holmes

[tigers]

Right Proper Ungroomed Greek,

You are completely and utterly delusional, and a sodomite. Please refrain from responding, as I will never return your affections.

-S.M.

[deductions]

Spawn of the black plague,

I will take delusions as opposed to your rampant dementia.

Good day to you sir,
SH

[tigers]

Delusional and Unbathed Sodomite,

You don't get to have the last word.

-S.M.

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Tender Caress-er of Filthy Beards,

Now you're just being petty.

I have bathed in the recent week,
SH

[tigers]

Sodomite Who Wishes He Could Caress My Side Whiskers But Never Will,

I somewhat doubt that, old chap. The last I saw of you, I smelled you before I even saw you.

-S.M.

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Sodomite who longs for me to touch his face-mane and genitalia,

You saw me? My, my. Have you turned to stalking now?
In the yard's eyes that is a punishable crime.

SH