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[patriotical]

Disco's not my style. Swing or the Rumba maybe. You do a lot of dancing, Agent Romanoff?

[redhourglass]

I know how to dance, if that's what you're asking. But not usually, no. Not in a very long time.

[patriotical]

I've never danced with a girl in my life. I've always wanted to though. I figured a dame like you gets asked to dance all the time.

[redhourglass]

Never? Do you know how?

.. I don't .. get asked at S.H.I.E.L.D parties. It's complicated.

[ also known as, I'm Natasha and I'm scary. ]

[patriotical]

I think I did. I'm a great dancer.

Well, that makes two of us then. What about other parties?

[ no he is not. oh good grief. ]

[redhourglass]

No. Not really.

[ she doesn't go to parties. DAMMIT STEVE GET OUT OF HER LIFE. ]

.. I don't suppose you want to dance, Captain.

[patriotical]

I'd like to dance if you'd like to dance.

[ LET'S PRETEND STEVE ISN'T uh idk. above 70 years old. ]

[redhourglass]

And if I said I'd like to dance if you'd like to dance?

[ BALLS, STEVE. DO YOU HAVE THEM? ]