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[mezzanotte]

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[quitegood]

No.

[observe]

I thought the timing was apt.

[quitegood]

The timing would have been more apt had I not almost performed an accidental striptease today.

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[observe]

You're worrying unnecessarily.

( 2/3 )

[observe]

I've employed the use of an over-the-counter anesthetic.

[observe]

If you care to check his pulse - and observe the marks of an intravenous injection upon his arm - the fact that he is, knocked out, would be remarkably obvious.

[quitegood]

I don't even know where to begin in pointing out how many problems I have with those statements.