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[mezzanotte]

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[observe]

I find the faint scent of ammonia quite welcoming.

As far as explanations go: I've decided to keep him. We'll name him Clyde, Mark Two. I'm feeling quite ambivalent about the mark one.

[quitegood]

...There was a mark one?!

[observe]

It's simple arithmetic. Hardly shocking.

[quitegood]

I'd appreciate it if you let me know before you adopted the homeless and let them live in the bathtub, just as a future note.

[observe]

He's not living in the bathtub. Watson, I am eccentric not inhumane. I've fashioned him an airbed to be placed in your quarters. He's assured me that he is beyond petty theft.

[quitegood]

[ . . . you did not ]

Please tell me that's one of your poorly timed jokes.

[observe]

Did it succeed?

[quitegood]

No.

[observe]

I thought the timing was apt.

[quitegood]

The timing would have been more apt had I not almost performed an accidental striptease today.

( 1/3 )

[observe]

You're worrying unnecessarily.

( 2/3 )

[observe]

I've employed the use of an over-the-counter anesthetic.

[observe]

If you care to check his pulse - and observe the marks of an intravenous injection upon his arm - the fact that he is, knocked out, would be remarkably obvious.

[quitegood]

I don't even know where to begin in pointing out how many problems I have with those statements.