herrin: frakkingcylon (pic#6265353)
irene adler ♛ the woman ([personal profile] herrin) wrote in [community profile] pastiches 2013-06-08 05:12 am (UTC)

NO CHEW ON THE CAKE SHERLOCK. THE CAKE.

[ perhaps that was why she'd brought john up. watch sherlock squirm. she already had him naked, in a sheet, in his living room. with cake. and candles. things could really only get worse for him (read: better for irene).

but, suit yourself. she'll eat this piece of cake all by herself, making it into an event with an ungodly amount of noises being made, all of them sinful. it's the best damn cake she ever had, judging by her reaction. which means you should want it, sherlock. ]


As you wish. I'm here to see you, personally.

[ another piece of cake makes the journey up towards him. eat it, dammit, she'd gotten it just for you. ]

Or would you rather I take the rest of this over to Jim Moriarty's?

[ it doesn't hurt to poke a sore spot when you know you've found one. ]

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